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jenny.wren76

Is really Bill Gates.

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Sherbert

Is actually Piers Morgan, and now needs to go into hiding :ph34r:  

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pianissimo

Spent 30 years in the Amazon Rainforest as a girl Friday.

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pianissimo

Is a pluviophile

 Well I actually am.

 

Speaks 32 languages all with a Dublin accent, including Elvish, Klingon, Mermish, Gobbledegook, Anglo-Saxon, Norse and Celtic. 

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Sherbert

Knows the lyrics to every Morrissey song.

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pianissimo

Was the actual author of The Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings but she got really drunk on cider one evening and left the manuscripts  in the mens toilet in Cambridge and J.R.R Tolkein found it after waking up in the toilet with the worst hangover in history and no memory of the previous three days. he published them as he assumed he had written it but cider and mead had wiped it from his memory. Sherbet has vowed bloody revenge, if only she can stay off the cider.

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Eden

Has a secret collection of 10,524 Heavy Metal albums stashed in her basement and listens to them throughout all of her spare time.

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thegingerone

Is actually a dalek, intent on destroying mankind.

 

How did you know??

 

Has a mint edition copy of every Daily Mail since the 6th of January 1804.

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Scott

Enjoys the company of various sumo wrestlers

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