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Alex

Alex, have you stopped crying yet? 

 

(Alex got a bit upset after our last exchange, hence the hiatus.)

 

I was NOT upset! Okay, maybe a little bit. But I totally didn't cry this time!
 
What really happened was that my mum called Ben's mum and told her that he was harassing me. And after that I didn't hear from Ben for a while...
 
That's all I know. I think Ben may have to elaborate on this one.

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Ben

Okay, both of our mothers had a long discussion, and they both finally reached consensus. 

 

Alex is a wimp - and his mother has asked me to continue picking fights on him, because he needs to develop a backbone. 

 

My mother doesn't really care. 

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Ben

Alex sucks. 

 

(Likes for everyone who posts this after me.) 

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King_oni

This thread has no winners.. only losers

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Ben

This thread has no winners.. only losers

 

It's all we're good for, sorry. ;) 

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Alex

Alex sucks. 

 

(Likes for everyone who posts this after me.) 

 

How mature...

 

I hope you're feeling proud of yourself, son.

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Ben

How mature...

 

I hope you're feeling proud of yourself, son.

 

Man, this thread is fucked... Ha! Ha! 

 

I'll tell you what. Go and pick up two bags of gummy worms, three boxes of over sized marshmallows, sixteen multi coloured glow sticks, a Nerf football dipped in molasses, a Red Belly Piranha, a Jet Li lookalike, a collection of Portuguese stamps, and a Mexican passport. 

 

Bring all of that over to Knightsbridge tube station, and we'll go from there.

 

Let's just say I have a lucrative idea... 

 

As for the fight, fuck it. We're flogging a dead horse. 

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Alex

Man, this thread is fucked... Ha! Ha! 

 

I'll tell you what. Go and pick up two bags of gummy worms, three boxes of over sized marshmallows, sixteen multi coloured glow sticks, a Nerf football dipped in molasses, a Red Belly Piranha, a Jet Li lookalike, a collection of Portuguese stamps, and a Mexican passport. 

 

Bring all of that over to Knightsbridge tube station, and we'll go from there.

 

Let's just say I have a lucrative idea... 

 

As for the fight, fuck it. We're flogging a dead horse. 

 

Hah! Yeah, I guess this thread has been dead for a while now. It's a shame, but what can you do? Best get with the times and move on to something else.

 

I have no idea what you were planning with those items, but I'm in! Knightsbridge tube station, here I come  :D

 

One last thing though - How the heck do I get a Mexican passport?...

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RiRi

What is manuelly? 



:P

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